I, for one, would like to send a big thank you to the USA, since it's your birthday, because you're such good friends.
Thank you for picking up our trash in Indochina, really. I mean who else who'd have put itself in such a mess for us.
Thank you for fooling us during the first Irak war, it really showed us we needed to up our game. This way we knew how to react the second time.
Thank you for keeping your second amendment, shows us that humans are basically too dumb to bear arms safely.
Thank you for spray cheese, Mc Donalds,and whatever industrial food you've been creating. Motivates me even more to keep doing what I do.
Last but not least, thank you for coming so numerous to France every year, your dollars are very much appreciated.
And thank you to all my american friends for being so different to the american cliché, that's why we're friends.
So on this nice day, happy birthday USA !
