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Title: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 01, 2015, 05:34:07 PM
I had an idea for this thread over some curry and beer after our last meet. If you don't like it, then PISS OFF! ;D

This is an international thread where everyone around the world gets to rib, poke, jab, and absolutely crap all over whatever country has it's birthday or holiday at the present moment till the next country gets its turn. So feel free to let whatever repressed sentiments and feelings you might have out into the digital world. In my case, I'll just speak normally.  :P

List of nations and respective b-days here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_independence_days

Let the games begin!! :boom:

(http://www.theflagstore.ca/store/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/IMG_5851_2lowres.jpg)

Happy B-day Canada! July 1st eh? Is that the only thing you guys can beat US at? :)p13

I wanted to thank you guys for your enormous contributions to human society!

(http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130411232347/thehungergames/images/5/53/Snowcoat.jpeg)

(http://finedininglovers.cdn.crosscast-system.com/BlogPost/xl_7483_TP-maple-syrup-finedininglovers.jpg)

(http://offerboard.azurewebsites.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/maplesyrup.jpg)

If that wasn't enough. You guys just had to imagine what would happen if In N Out crapped all over itself.

(http://www.poutinedogcafe.com/resources/wendys-poutine.jpg)

Oh, I'll just leave this picture here as I know it's going to be a while before you folks ever see a Stanly Cup again! :)) :))

(http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1815661!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/ranmatchup4s-6-web.jpg)

( Oh yeah. Thanks for Justin Bieber....we had to deport his )( )
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Ringingears on July 01, 2015, 05:47:44 PM
I would like to thank Canada for introducing me to the Banger. The first food I have ever had with absolutely no flavor of any kind. Thank goodness there was maple syrup on the table.

Happy Birthday.  :)p4
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Deep Funk on July 01, 2015, 05:54:27 PM
There has been an era before Bieber.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/f9/f4/e0/f9f4e018b7467b003e93fb5a99873e1e.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Griffon on July 01, 2015, 06:03:03 PM
Yoooo! You forgot us?

(http://c85c7a.medialib.glogster.com/media/71/717f58828c207d31883259b6c0ce3994519cf38bbaa3f92d815cdc8ec5e34dd4/nickelback-7016-jpg.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: lm4der on July 01, 2015, 06:13:53 PM
Oh my this is going to get ugly on July 4th.  The U.S. is such an easy target.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Deep Funk on July 01, 2015, 06:16:02 PM
My response is simple. Counter mediocrity with originality. Good one Griffon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP4jUZSt-KI
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 01, 2015, 06:21:46 PM
Oh my this is going to get ugly on July 4th.  The U.S. is such an easy target.

That's okay. The 14th will come soon enough. Oui Oui!!
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: lm4der on July 01, 2015, 06:27:12 PM
Quote from: lmader
Oh my this is going to get ugly on July 4th.  The U.S. is such an easy target.

Quote from: Anaxilus
That's okay. The 14th will come soon enough. Oui Oui!!

LOL, now that's funny. You're right, that will go even further...
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: frenchbat on July 01, 2015, 06:30:31 PM
That's okay. The 14th will come soon enough. Oui Oui!!
I knew I didn't have to remind you ;)
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: sfoclt on July 01, 2015, 06:58:02 PM
(http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/funny-pictures-auto-news-canada-387972.jpeg)
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Deep Funk on July 02, 2015, 09:58:00 AM
I cannot resist posting this.

(https://chriscollison.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/keep-calm-and-stiff-upper-lip-3.png)
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 04, 2015, 08:57:32 AM
July 4th

Let us now shift our attention...ahem.

From:

(http://i.imgur.com/ffHhQJ0.jpg)

To:

(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/a6/a6e872a3a830f127c07f0e3c045c40d100ffbdd699a8c3a854648097f0226bee.jpg)

Have at it!! :)p1
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Deep Funk on July 04, 2015, 09:22:30 AM
Indeed...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEJstE3xwkI
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: frenchbat on July 04, 2015, 01:01:58 PM
I, for one, would like to send a big thank you to the USA, since it's your birthday, because you're such good friends.

Thank you for picking up our trash in Indochina, really. I mean who else who'd have put itself in such a mess for us.
Thank you for fooling us during the first Irak war, it really showed us we needed to up our game. This way we knew how to react the second time.
Thank you for keeping your second amendment, shows us that humans are basically too dumb to bear arms safely.
Thank you for spray cheese, Mc Donalds,and whatever industrial food you've been creating. Motivates me even more to keep doing what I do.
Last but not least, thank you for coming so numerous to France every year, your dollars are very much appreciated.
And thank you to all my american friends for being so different to the american cliché, that's why we're friends.

So on this nice day, happy birthday USA !
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: sfoclt on July 04, 2015, 03:52:48 PM
(http://cdn.acidcow.com/gifs/20150702/gifs_21.gif)
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: OJneg on July 04, 2015, 06:13:10 PM
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/064/275/LargeThumbnail.jpg)


(https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1436019628848.jpg)
(http://www.adso.it/images/difference_european_vs_american_girls.sized.jpg)
(http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/America_Yeah.jpg)
(https://yggdrasildistro.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/america-fuck-yeah-demotivational-poster.jpg)

(https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1436001652674.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Ringingears on July 05, 2015, 03:15:09 PM
OJ, just showed these to my wife. Great post man. We are both laughing our asses off. The escalator says it all.
France is up next then? 
Umarica. Fuck yeah!
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: frenchbat on July 05, 2015, 05:39:00 PM
OJ, just showed these to my wife. Great post man. We are both laughing our asses off. The escalator says it all.
France is up next then? 
Umarica. Fuck yeah!
Seems like we're next, yeah. Have fun guys :)
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Sorrodje on July 05, 2015, 06:18:36 PM
I knew I didn't have to remind you ;)

Holy cow... .. why did you do that mistake. ?  facepalm
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 05, 2015, 07:02:50 PM
France is up next then? 
Umarica. Fuck yeah!

Yup, unless you have something to say about Algeria, Venezuela or Cape Verde. Argentina is on the 9th and I might have something to say about that, heh.

As the 4th draws to a close, I'm going to leave these here for strictly archival purposes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjSJj_Pdjys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1krJqn3smbI
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: frenchbat on July 06, 2015, 04:40:23 AM
Holy cow... .. why did you do that mistake. ?  facepalm
Oh come on, we can play with the teddy bear, right ?
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Sorrodje on July 06, 2015, 07:13:43 AM
Sure . Some teasing :


(http://file1.npage.de/008502/67/bilder/teddy_francois.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: frenchbat on July 06, 2015, 08:32:57 AM
That's his french cousin ;)
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Deep Funk on July 06, 2015, 09:19:25 AM
This is his other French cousin. American bears can keep the woods and salmon. French bears feed Cola to the sun.

(https://adysmiles.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/coca-cola-french-polar-bear.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Sorrodje on July 06, 2015, 10:41:59 AM
Should have posted this the 4th of July :


(http://i.imgur.com/7L4mtUo.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: frenchbat on July 06, 2015, 11:17:19 AM
LOL both are very good.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Deep Funk on July 06, 2015, 11:40:12 AM
Are you hinting at this?

(http://whitmer.wikis.birmingham.k12.mi.us/file/view/American_Revolutionary_War.jpg/73461169/543x348/American_Revolutionary_War.jpg)

Also...

(http://www.w3r-us.org/history/timefren.gif)

In the mean time Dutch ships also brought supplies.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 06, 2015, 05:30:07 PM
This is his other French cousin. American bears can keep the woods and salmon. French bears feed Cola to the sun.

(https://adysmiles.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/coca-cola-french-polar-bear.jpg)

How very Louis XIV.

So I'm like the Stig of audio now?
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: frenchbat on July 06, 2015, 06:26:37 PM
How very Louis XIV.

So I'm like the Stig of audio now?


More like the Stig of Dickus Belligerantis, or Teddy Bears. Whichever suits you best :)
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: lm4der on July 06, 2015, 07:01:45 PM
http://imgur.com/gallery/H2Vx4
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: frenchbat on July 06, 2015, 07:06:02 PM
http://imgur.com/gallery/H2Vx4
Oh yeah that looks like the perfect match !
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Sorrodje on July 06, 2015, 08:12:24 PM
(http://www.mix.dj/old/uploads/photo-245212.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Deep Funk on July 06, 2015, 10:03:06 PM
Let us give credit where credit is due. Napoleon was awesome for his time. He gave France the boost the monarchy could not give...

(http://www.sunny-bears.com/product_pictures/hermann-spielwaren_19037-8_napoleon-bear_norm.jpg)

Anaxilus, until Waterloo the British shit their pants for the military genius of Napoleon.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 06, 2015, 10:11:45 PM
Napoleon was Corsican fyi.

So are we getting started early on France then?  popcorn
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Deep Funk on July 06, 2015, 10:14:22 PM
Napoleon was Corsican fyi.

So are we getting started early on France then?  popcorn

Corsica is part of France. Vive la France!

I thought we already started through the medium of bears...
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 06, 2015, 10:21:08 PM
Corsica is part of France. Vive la France!

I thought we already started through the medium of bears...


Only since 1769. Prior to that it was Italian/Genovese.

Napoleon was as French as Hitler was German. Ethnicity versus national identity (in these cases opportunity).

One looks French, the other doesn't.

(http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article9405827.ece/alternates/w620/pg-35-napoleon-1-dea-getty.jpg)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/27/De_Gaulle-OWI.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: frenchbat on July 07, 2015, 07:07:22 AM
I'm confused Anax, do you consider the founding fathers as British citizens ?

By the way, Bonaparte was born in France, while Hitler was born in Austria, historically....
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: kothganesh on July 07, 2015, 07:19:34 AM
French,

I thought Napoleon was born in Corsica although at the time of his birth the island was transferred to France by the Republic of Genoa (courtesy Wiki) and certainly of Italian origin.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 07, 2015, 07:21:14 AM
I'm confused Anax, do you consider the founding fathers as British citizens ?

By the way, Bonaparte was born in France, while Hitler was born in Austria, historically....

Just triple checked. Born in Corsica.

"Napoleon Bonaparte was born on August 15, 1769, in Ajaccio, on the Mediterranean island of Corsica. He was the second of eight surviving children born to Carlo Buonaparte (1746-1785), a lawyer, and Letizia Romalino Buonaparte (1750-1836). Although his parents were members of the minor Corsican nobility, the family was not wealthy. The year before Napoleon’s birth, France acquired Corsica from the city-state of Genoa, Italy. Napoleon later adopted a French spelling of his last name."


Did you just want to conveniently ignore my statement about ethnicity versus nationality? Obviously they were British citizens at one time... facepalm

John McCain wasn't born in the United States, is he not American? Obama's grandmother thinks he was born in Kenya. So...wtf is your point? Are you a birther??  :-0
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Deep Funk on July 07, 2015, 07:36:15 AM
Whatever he was he still ruled like an emperor. From petty officer to Emperor, keep your American dream. The French dream bigger.

(http://www.artrenewal.org/artwork/031/31/9437/napoleon_i_on_his_imperial_throne_[detail]-large.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 07, 2015, 07:40:25 AM
The French dream bigger.

From this thread, they must be dreaming. Or hallucinating. :P

Actually crowning oneself Emperor and destroying the Republic seems to be a shattered dream if I recall Beethoven's reaction. One could say the US has headed down that path the last 6-7 years... :vomit:
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: frenchbat on July 07, 2015, 07:47:46 AM
ROFL. Anax, you were implying Bonaparte wasn't anymore french than Hitler was german.. So I'm just asking whether the logic applies to all.

Koth, Bonaparte was born in august, while the battle that sealed the deal with France was in May.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Deep Funk on July 07, 2015, 07:50:40 AM
From this thread, they must be dreaming. Or hallucinating. :P

Actually crowning oneself Emperor and destroying the Republic seems to be a shattered dream if I recall Beethoven's reaction. One could say the US has headed down that path the last 6-7 years... :vomit:


The worst part is that you are right. There was the Monroe doctrine. Then South-America became the back yard of the U.S every once and a while and since president Wilson the U.S. has intervened many more times around the globe. After 1948, the year of Israel and the set-up of the petrol-dollar system the U.S. president has become increasingly powerful.

I find it amazing that only Nixon left for his acts. Fast forward to the last fifteen years. Things have changed a lot.

By the way the French presidents still have emperor characteristics. Each French president has to leave a massive monument, it does not matter how silly for it is French culture.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 07, 2015, 08:22:28 AM
ROFL. Anax, you were implying Bonaparte wasn't anymore french than Hitler was german.. So I'm just asking whether the logic applies to all.

Koth, Bonaparte was born in august, while the battle that sealed the deal with France was in May.

Yes, the logic still holds monsieur. Have you followed your own thought process out?

So, Napoleons family heritage and ethnicity spanning thousands of years is no longer valid because of 3 months when France signed a piece of paper? Which logic are you applying here??  :-Z
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 07, 2015, 08:29:43 AM
The worst part is that you are right. There was the Monroe doctrine. Then South-America became the back yard of the U.S every once and a while and since president Wilson the U.S. has intervened many more times around the globe. After 1948, the year of Israel and the set-up of the petrol-dollar system the U.S. president has become increasingly powerful.

I find it amazing that only Nixon left for his acts. Fast forward to the last fifteen years. Things have changed a lot.

By the way the French presidents still have emperor characteristics. Each French president has to leave a massive monument, it does not matter how silly for it is French culture.


Umm, the US President is still elected (to a degree). We were talking about Emperors and Kings which now becomes a discussion about Imperialism and colonialism? Aren't you Dutch who sold the white people here every black slave in American history? You are right though, Napoleon promised hope and change. That went well. We never had a Committee for Public Safety either, but that appears to be our future with Osamacare.

I think I've had enough off topic shoutbox tangential stream of consciousness for one evening. Nite.

Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Deep Funk on July 07, 2015, 08:44:33 AM
Umm, the US President is still elected (to a degree). We were talking about Emperors and Kings which now becomes a discussion about Imperialism and colonialism? Aren't you Dutch who sold the white people here every black slave in American history? You are right though, Napoleon promised hope and change. That went well. We never had a Committee for Public Safety either, but that appears to be our future with Osamacare.

I think I've had enough off topic shoutbox tangential stream of consciousness for one evening. Nite.




The Dutch were peculiar to say the least. I am well aware of the grey and black pages of Dutch history. Political correctness in NL is burying the nuance under an agenda of hype and nonsense. Dutch politicians mostly sold out to Brussels so consider me a critic.

Rulers or those in power sometimes have strange tendencies. The French are fun and quirky in that regard.

Bonsoir Anaxilus.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Sorrodje on July 07, 2015, 11:15:12 AM
I don't get one word of what you're talking about.  facepalm
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Deep Funk on July 07, 2015, 12:33:02 PM
Sorrodje, ce n'est pas un problème.

Vous êtes encore très cool parce que vous êtes Français. C'est la charme de "je ne (vraiment) sais quoi mais pourquoi pas?"

You (the French) are still very cool because you are French. It is the charm of "I do not (really) know but why not?"

(http://images.liveluvcreate.com/create/v/victor_hugo_quote-565480.jpg)

Sorrodje, I leave the soundtrack to you  ahoy
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: frenchbat on July 07, 2015, 01:07:50 PM
I've been pushing your logic, Anax, not mine. As far as I'm concerned, the Founding Fathers are americans, and Bonaparte is french, because they chose it. Nationality is as much a human construction as ethnicity, especially in the mediterranean area. Corsica was part of France before the French Alps, so where do we stop ? The franks, the gauls ? Are alsacians french or not ? Maybe too off topic here.

Bonaparte rose in the revolutionary army and fought for the sake of democracy against the european monarchs before rising to his position in the triumvirat. Given that by that time they were basically cutting heads like grass (including one of my ancestors) I can't really say what would have been worse, keep the state as is or create the triumvirat. But yeah basically the shit hit the fan after that, which doesn't mean it wouldn't have anyway. [Insert here the french bashing quote, that's well deserved]

At the same time he created the basis of the modern european society, the Code Napoleon, which is still a good part of the french law and some others by association. So yeah things aren't so clear cut. We're not talking Nazi racial laws here.

Now to the french presidents, they are actually elected directly by the people, eventhough they all bear that emperor/king/dictator/chosen by god character. And yeah they all need that monument, as does every guy that gets elected here. It's just ridiculous.

Nighty night Anax
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Sorrodje on July 07, 2015, 03:03:33 PM
I mostly agree with frenchbat here.. Especially that : "So yeah things aren't so clear cut"  ...

Seriously Napoleon is not considered at all as an historic Hero in France . As stated wisely Frenchbat we consider it as a mad guy but we all know what modern France is indebted to Napoleon era.   France is a country of contrasts and grey areas.

it would be more accurate and troublesome for us if you talked about french people behavior during the WW2 or during the decolonization war ... you US people have some courage to put bad things on the table and analyse it ( Vietnam for example) .. here... we ( State and people) keep it secret as long as possible.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 07, 2015, 05:19:08 PM
Ethnicity is a human construction? So is DNA I suppose. Give me a break. facepalm Like Napoleon or Hitler chose who their parents and grand parents were. gtfo

Talk about Deconstructionism gone awry.  :spank:

When you stop talking about X (nationality)=Y (ethnicity) then we can have a grown up conversation. Till then, check your logic my friend.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: OJneg on July 07, 2015, 05:26:15 PM
Can we shit on France now?
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 07, 2015, 05:27:34 PM
Seems so. They wanted an early start!  :boom:
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Sorrodje on July 07, 2015, 05:31:59 PM
I still don't understand why the ethnicity vs Nationality debate came here .


Nationality in France is based on the place your were born. period. If you're born in France , you're french.. the entire french culture and history is based on the fact that the nation is built around our territory.  So whatever are you ethnic origins.. it does not matter. 


Was it the point of debate?    p:8
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: lm4der on July 07, 2015, 05:39:14 PM
Ethnicity is a human construction? So is DNA I suppose. Give me a break.

FWIW:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_group

An ethnic group or ethnicity is a socially defined category of people who identify with each other based on common ancestral, social, cultural or national experience.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 07, 2015, 05:40:14 PM
So if Charles De Gaul was born in Mexico, he would have been Mexican and not French?

It was brought up as people who tend to ignorantly and pridefully nationalize their heroes, and tend not to be able to discern the nuance of national identity versus ethnic lineage (as we see here). People amplify their own perceived bias against the true facts of history and detract from credit where it might have been due. This is the basis of historical revisionism. Loosing the nuance of the truth promotes the great lies.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 07, 2015, 05:41:29 PM
FWIW:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_group

An ethnic group or ethnicity is a socially defined category of people who identify with each other based on common ancestral, social, cultural or national experience.

See bolded. Denotes actual biological lineage per DNA. You would have to go back 350,000-500,000 years to possibly find a common ancestor to say that ethnic heritage is just a social construct and we are all the same (at which point Napoleon might as well be an American). It's a nice hippy thing to say. 

I feel like I need to make a sticky explaining basic logic...
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: maverickronin on July 07, 2015, 05:45:51 PM
See bolded. Denotes actual biological lineage per DNA. You would have to go back 350,000-500,000 years to possibly find a common ancestor to say that ethnic heritage is just a social construct.

Not quite that far...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_Eve

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y-chromosomal_Adam
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 07, 2015, 05:47:23 PM
Not quite that far...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_Eve

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y-chromosomal_Adam

That's old news my friend. We go back further than biological Eve and Adam.

http://themadmanchronicles.com/2014/02/08/black-man-proves-adam-and-eve-biblical-story-is-a-lie-his-dna-dates-back-338-thousand-years/
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: OJneg on July 07, 2015, 05:51:10 PM
I've always understood nationality to be something they stamp on your passport. A legal category you are assigned based on where you have naturalized. Ethnicities can exist within any given nation (for example, Russia, China, any Mid-east country will have a thousand different ethnic groups). If you are born in a Hispanic family in America where you speak Spanish to all your relatives, friends, classmates and you eat burritos and horchata everyday and wave the Mexican flag in front of your house....... are you Mexican or American? Depends on who you ask I guess. This doesn't get into cultural attitudes which I find to be separate from both nationality and ethnicity. Ask someone who has cousins back in their mother country about how they are. Same ethnic DNA, traditions, etc. but very different behavior/attitudes based on a myriad of factors pertaining to just existing in a different environment.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Sorrodje on July 07, 2015, 05:53:02 PM
So if Charles De Gaul was born in Mexico, he would have been Mexican and not French?

Charles De Gaulle.

Absolutely. and If Obama was born in France , he would be french. that's how we build the "nationality" here.

if Obama was born in France. Obviously, it wouldn't be the Obama we know currently

"French" is something that does not really exists ethnically speaking.  "German" is something that has more ethnic reality historically and culturally speaking.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Sorrodje on July 07, 2015, 05:54:29 PM
I've always understood nationality to be something they stamp on your passport. A legal category you are assigned based on where you have naturalized. Ethnicities can exist within any given nation (for example, Russia, China, any Mid-east country will have a thousand different ethnic groups). If you are born in a Hispanic family in America where you speak Spanish to all your relatives, friends, classmates and you eat burritos and horchata everyday and wave the Mexican flag in front of your house....... are you Mexican or American? Depends on who you ask I guess. This doesn't get into cultural attitudes which I find to be separate from both nationality and ethnicity. Ask someone who has cousins back in their mother country about how they are. Same ethnic DNA, traditions, etc. but very different behavior/attitudes based on a myriad of factors pertaining to just existing in a different environment.

That's something I can understand . Thanks for that.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: lm4der on July 07, 2015, 05:54:54 PM
Ethnicity is a human construction? So is DNA I suppose. Give me a break.

FWIW:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_group

An ethnic group or ethnicity is a socially defined category of people who identify with each other based on common ancestral, social, cultural or national experience.

Note the bold in the above sentence.  Those are "or'd".  You are mistaking race for ethnicity. Read up on it.  I don't have a leg in this race, just trying to point out that the word ethnicity does not mean what you think it does.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 07, 2015, 05:58:33 PM
Race represents the biological component to ethnicity. I don't think you truly understand it yourself. Now you'll just muddle the waters because the way most simple folk have defined race is by color. So the French, Germans, Scandinavians and Arabs are all the same depending on which census bureau you ask.

Fucking Venn diagrams needed now apparently...
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: lm4der on July 07, 2015, 06:04:09 PM
No, Venn diagrams are unnecessary. I understand what you are saying. Race is not a requirement for ethnicity.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 07, 2015, 06:07:54 PM
No, Venn diagrams are unnecessary. I understand what you are saying. Race is not a requirement for ethnicity.

Then you are talking about cultural identity, not ethnicity. Having an ethnic identity require a biological component. Being a white guy from Stockholm pretending to be Rastafarian is a cultural choice not an ethnicity.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: No_One411 on July 07, 2015, 06:14:13 PM
Holy shit, I'm confused now.

I always thought of race as the biological component, and ethnicity as the cultural component.

For example: I always labeled myself under Asian for race, due to hair and eye color, facial structure, etc. On the flip side, I label myself ethnically as "American" due to heritage and upbringing.

This gets somewhat confusing with Asian people, particularly South-East Asian cultures who are not actually located in China but are considered "ethnic Chinese" from their cultural heritage.

Anax feel free to slap me upside the head if I'm just smoking something extra special.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: lm4der on July 07, 2015, 06:14:51 PM
Don't take my word for it, look it up.  It's the joy of the interwebs, fact check is just a google away.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: maverickronin on July 07, 2015, 06:16:31 PM
http://themadmanchronicles.com/2014/02/08/black-man-proves-adam-and-eve-biblical-story-is-a-lie-his-dna-dates-back-338-thousand-years/

LOL, love the source!

Looks that the date on that haplogroup has been revised a bit more recently though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haplogroup_A_%28Y-DNA%29#A00
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: OJneg on July 07, 2015, 06:27:38 PM
Holy shit, I'm confused now.

I always thought of race as the biological component, and ethnicity as the cultural component.

For example: I always labeled myself under Asian for race, due to hair and eye color, facial structure, etc. On the flip side, I label myself ethnically as "American" due to heritage and upbringing.

This gets somewhat confusing with Asian people, particularly South-East Asian cultures who are not actually located in China but are considered "ethnic Chinese" from their cultural heritage.

Anax feel free to slap me upside the head if I'm just smoking something extra special.


Yeah, you would be ethnically Chinese (also racially) but culturally American.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 07, 2015, 06:29:34 PM
You already failed with your first interweb link which supported my argument. Do you have another failed attempt? Do you have a definition for ancestry that doesn't involve biology?? Please share.
_______

Jeff, maybe I can help you out as someone who grew up mutli cultural, multi racial and multi ethnic. First, don't listen to white people about defining these things, they have no experience with this stuff so they just randomly make shit up that makes no sense. You have to parse the actual living examples and not govt. supplied criteria. These are the same idiots that drew lines on a map in the ME. So forget that shit.

For example. My nationality is American. I was born in Thailand, but my parents are American so I was born as an American abroad, same as John McCain. Thailand was just the place my hospital was located in. I am not Thai however, as I never pursued the requisites to maintain that nationality (they require you demonstrate a speaking knowledge of Thai and make yourself available for their public service either as a soldier or monk). Racially, I'm Euro-Asian or EurAsian or half-yellow/half white or half white/half-asian depending on what BS metric you want to employ. My ethnicity is half Austrian and half Vietnamese as that's where my grand parents came from. The Austrian thing is tricky though. They came over from the Austro-Hungarian empire so that was their nationality, but their name, geography and lineage suggest they were from modern day Poland. So my grandfather's side culture is Austrian, but my ancestral lineage is more tied to the Slavic peoples rather than the Goths. In fact, my grandmother might have been considered Russian. The Vietnamese side is much more simple and straight forward. So ethnically I'm an Austrian Slav/Vietnamese. My cultural identity is Austrian-Vietnamese-American. All three.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 07, 2015, 06:32:04 PM
LOL, love the source!

Looks that the date on that haplogroup has been revised a bit more recently though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haplogroup_A_%28Y-DNA%29#A00

Yeah, I gave a wide birth as I always presume we don't know as much as we think we know. I should just say 10,000 to 1 million...
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: lm4der on July 07, 2015, 06:42:51 PM
Seriously, it's not that hard.  Here's another:

"Ethnicity is the term for the culture of people in a given geographic region, including their language, heritage, religion and customs. To be a member of an ethnic group is to conform to some or all of those practices.

Race and ethnicity can obviously overlap, but they are distinct. For example, a Japanese-American would probably consider herself a member of the Japanese or East Asian race, but, if she doesn't engage in any of the practices or customs of her ancestors, she might not identify with the ethnicity, but might instead consider herself to be American."

From:  http://www.livescience.com/33903-difference-race-ethnicity.html

Clearly you know better though.  At this point I have to let this go.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: OJneg on July 07, 2015, 06:43:08 PM
Jeff: I suppose "ethnic Chinese" might be too broad a category to fit someone in. Chinese is obviously a nationality (as well as an ethnicity?) but I'm guessing there's a more specific ethnicity that you fit in beyond that.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: OJneg on July 07, 2015, 06:50:38 PM
"Ethnicity is the term for the culture of people in a given geographic region, including their language, heritage, religion and customs. To be a member of an ethnic group is to conform to some or all of those practices.

Race and ethnicity can obviously overlap, but they are distinct. For example, a Japanese-American would probably consider herself a member of the Japanese or East Asian race, but, if she doesn't engage in any of the practices or customs of her ancestors, she might not identify with the ethnicity, but might instead consider herself to be American."

That is what we would define to be "culturally" American. The biological component determines the race with ethnicity simply being a subset within that. Obviously there is a certain cultural learning that comes with her Japanese ethnicity. She might choose to not identify with her ethnic group but that does not make her ethnically American (is that a thing now?)
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 07, 2015, 06:52:51 PM
Seriously, it's not that hard.  Here's another:

"Ethnicity is the term for the culture of people in a given geographic region, including their language, heritage, religion and customs. To be a member of an ethnic group is to conform to some or all of those practices.

Race and ethnicity can obviously overlap, but they are distinct. For example, a Japanese-American would probably consider herself a member of the Japanese or East Asian race, but, if she doesn't engage in any of the practices or customs of her ancestors, she might not identify with the ethnicity, but might instead consider herself to be American."

From:  http://www.livescience.com/33903-difference-race-ethnicity.html

Clearly you know better though.  At this point I have to let this go.

LOL! Yes, I should say so. Ethnicity may or may not involve a biological component whenever you feel like it to suit your argument? Some or all? Which is it? Have your cake and eat it too much? Culture=ethnicity? No. One is a component of the other. This is why one white man in Greece developed logic to refute the vagueries and sophistry of other white men. A Japanese person who culturally identifies as being American is no longer ethnically Japanese per your interpretation. That's absurd.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 07, 2015, 06:53:38 PM
That is what we would define to be "culturally" American. The biological component determines the race with ethnicity simply being a subset within that. Obviously there is a certain cultural learning that comes with her Japanese ethnicity. She might choose to not identify with her ethnic group but that does not make her ethnically American (is that a thing now?)

Thank you! Leave it to a Persian to understand the Greeks.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: No_One411 on July 07, 2015, 06:57:10 PM
I guess it's not as convoluted as I thought. Mike and OJ's explanations do help a lot.

So I'd be Asian by race, ethnically Chinese, and culturally American.

My comment about "ethnic Chinese" was just how there are a lot of people in say Vietnam that are considered "ethnically Chinese" from ancestry, but are still culturally Vietnamese. In other words, biologically "Chinese", as per the ethnicity, but adopt Vietnamese cultures and traditions. That said I do agree that it is too large of a blanket term can just ends up being more confusing than it needs to be.

Hopefully got that cleared up now.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 07, 2015, 06:58:47 PM
Seriously, it's not that hard.  Here's another:

"Ethnicity is the term for the culture of people in a given geographic region, including their language, heritage, religion and customs. To be a member of an ethnic group is to conform to some or all of those practices.

Race and ethnicity can obviously overlap, but they are distinct. For example, a Japanese-American would probably consider herself a member of the Japanese or East Asian race, but, if she doesn't engage in any of the practices or customs of her ancestors, she might not identify with the ethnicity, but might instead consider herself to be American."

From:  http://www.livescience.com/33903-difference-race-ethnicity.html

Clearly you know better though.  At this point I have to let this go.

Here's a link from someone who's not a DF.

http://www.differencebetween.com/difference-between-ethnicity-and-vs-culture/

As if posting links supersedes basic critical thinking.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: frenchbat on July 07, 2015, 07:10:53 PM
A Japanese person who culturally identifies as being American is no longer ethnically Japanese per your interpretation. That's absurd.
Excellent example. Tell that to Japan-born japanese about japanese born abroad, you won't get the answer you want. I know that first hand.




Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: frenchbat on July 07, 2015, 07:18:10 PM
By the way, DNA being environmentally influenced, the place of birth and living makes a difference. It's not a set canvas, even if that'd make things easier.

I think we're touching a cultural difference between The USA and Europe on this subject. Race isn't an accepted classification in social studies here anymore.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 07, 2015, 07:19:07 PM
Excellent example. Tell that to Japan-born japanese about japanese born abroad, you won't get the answer you want. I know that first hand.

I have plenty of Japanese friends here and in Japan. Really irrelevant. Using examples of ignorant xenophobic racists doesn't support your argument. Whatever it was. Looks like we are back to Hitler and the Nazis... facepalm

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/05/13/japans-half-black-miss-universe-says-discrimination-gives-her-extra-motivation/


Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: frenchbat on July 07, 2015, 07:24:54 PM
I have plenty of Japanese friends here and in Japan. Really irrelevant. Using examples of ignorant xenophobic racists doesn't support your argument. Whatever it was. Looks like we are back to Hitler and the Nazis... facepalm

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/05/13/japans-half-black-miss-universe-says-discrimination-gives-her-extra-motivation/
Good to know you have friends in Jp and CA. That's not a random racist rant, that was reserved to me, very, very, occasionnally. That's a pervasive reaction from 90% of our friends, including JP-born japanese living abroad. But you'll have to take my word for it  :-\

Anyway, back to topic don't you think ?
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 07, 2015, 07:27:10 PM
By the way, DNA being environmentally influenced, the place of birth and living makes a difference. It's not a set canvas, even if that'd make things easier.

I think we're touching a cultural difference between The USA and Europe on this subject. Race isn't an accepted classification in social studies here anymore.

That doesn't make DNA irrelevant. It tells an ancient story and provides the building blocks for the present and future. You guys can choose to dismiss its relevance at your own discretion. Biologists will laugh at you and the world will keep turning. Just sayin'.

If you want to just slap 'FRENCH' on Napoleon and censor all the other factors that made him who he was, go for it. Enjoy.

I don't even want to get into the complexities of our various branches of Social Science and what your perceptions of them might be.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: frenchbat on July 07, 2015, 07:29:26 PM
Why irrelevant ? It makes it fundamental on the contrary. That's why race is an obsolete term. Again different schools ...
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 07, 2015, 07:32:26 PM
It is a bit odd all the romanticism and celebration of a failed tyrant that plunged all of europe into war and devastation. If Hitler didn't have concentration camps, would it be okay for Germany to keep him buried in a national mausoleum? Just curious. Not happy enough with Charlemagne or Jean D'Arc?
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: frenchbat on July 07, 2015, 07:36:35 PM
Why do you keep bringing Hitler ? If that's about the race classification, that was a thing before he arrived to power ...
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 07, 2015, 07:39:27 PM
Why irrelevant ? It makes it fundamental on the contrary. That's why race is an obsolete term. Again different schools ...

What? your statement is a contradiction. DNA is fundamental. Race is obsolete? I think language barrier is invoking itself. I also don't think you comprehend our 'schools' as well as you think you do. Again, you are mixing things up.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 07, 2015, 07:40:27 PM
Why do you keep bringing Hitler ? If that's about the race classification, that was a thing before he arrived to power ...

Language barrier in full effect. Further discourse not recommended.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: lm4der on July 07, 2015, 07:42:15 PM
I'm not sure that nitpicking the details of these terms is as important as getting back to bashing on various countries.  Can we get back to the bashing?

https://xkcd.com/386/
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: frenchbat on July 07, 2015, 07:46:08 PM
Obsolete as a concept Anax. And I have no pretention to be an expert on the US schools, or I'd said so. However I know it's not used anymore as a concept in EU. And that's already a big difference.

Agreed there's a barrier here, on concept and definition.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Deep Funk on July 07, 2015, 07:53:57 PM
Nous avons besoin de la musique...

We need music...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqaR2op-z3U
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Sorrodje on July 07, 2015, 07:58:49 PM
Obsolete as a concept Anax. And I have no pretention to be an expert on the US schools, or I'd said so. However I know it's not used anymore as a concept in EU. And that's already a big difference.

Agreed there's a barrier here, on concept and definition.

Definitely. That's why  I can't understand what's said in this thread.. Race is not incorporated in the way I see nations. it's  just an oddity for me so let's give up. this thread is not that funny anymore.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 07, 2015, 08:01:45 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebZVMc0NKZs
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 07, 2015, 08:09:58 PM
Definitely. That's why  I can't understand what's said in this thread.. Race is not incorporated in the way I see nations. it's  just an oddity for me so let's give up. this thread is not that funny anymore.


Tell that to the Le Pens and the Islamists you have over there. They must be totally irrelevant. If you want to make believe an actual thing that exists in the universe doesn't exist, then it's absurd to talk about it. That sort of head in sand philosophy is why you guys are having the issues you are imho. You can not begin to understand what you choose to ignore.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Sorrodje on July 07, 2015, 08:22:41 PM
If U say so.  :-* 
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: frenchbat on July 07, 2015, 08:28:27 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebZVMc0NKZs
Finally back on track. Let the bashing begin !
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: lm4der on July 07, 2015, 08:33:26 PM
So it's already open season on France?! Here's a classic:  "France has neither winter nor summer nor morals.  Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country.  France has usually been governed by prostitutes." - Mark Twain
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Ali-Pacha on July 07, 2015, 08:33:48 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qqYl4H-GGQ

Ali
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: OJneg on July 07, 2015, 09:07:37 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebZVMc0NKZs

You know Sébastien Chabal is a direct descendent of Brennus?
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 07, 2015, 09:58:15 PM
You know Sébastien Chabal is a direct descendent of Brennus?

That's pretty cool. At least to my US 'school' of thought. :))
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 07, 2015, 10:14:03 PM
Just going to leave this bit here :D:

(http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large-5/cross-section-drawing-of-maginot-line-everett.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: OJneg on July 07, 2015, 11:20:51 PM
That's pretty cool. At least to my US 'school' of thought. :))

I'm just bullshitting you. But it's so believable I wish it was true.

Dumb, gullible Americans.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 07, 2015, 11:32:13 PM
I'm just bullshitting you. But it's so believable I wish it was true.

Dumb, gullible Americans.

When you have someone named De Gaulle. It's totally believable. I was going to hold off on this one, but nah...

http://thoughtcatalog.com/chelsea-fagan/2013/10/21-embarrassing-examples-of-why-french-people-are-way-trashier-than-americans/
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: frenchbat on July 08, 2015, 04:34:50 AM
Just going to leave this bit here :D:

(http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large-5/cross-section-drawing-of-maginot-line-everett.jpg)
Ah ! So that's where you got the inspiration for your own :D
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: OJneg on July 08, 2015, 05:11:07 AM
When you have someone named De Gaulle. It's totally believable. I was going to hold off on this one, but nah...

http://thoughtcatalog.com/chelsea-fagan/2013/10/21-embarrassing-examples-of-why-french-people-are-way-trashier-than-americans/


I frickin' lost it at #20 :)) :))
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Deep Funk on July 08, 2015, 10:33:53 AM
When you have someone named De Gaulle. It's totally believable. I was going to hold off on this one, but nah...

http://thoughtcatalog.com/chelsea-fagan/2013/10/21-embarrassing-examples-of-why-french-people-are-way-trashier-than-americans/


Monsieur, c'était magnifique.

Maintenant le moment est bon pour plus musique française. Le Funk français.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUSa73v7L7E&list=PL203D1435AC3DFBFD
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: frenchbat on July 08, 2015, 10:36:37 AM
I frickin' lost it at #20 :)) :))

She wasn't that bad, France is the second biggest market for Mc Donald's ...  :spank:

However it seems like we're not getting morbidly obese as the US, go figure.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Sorrodje on July 08, 2015, 11:21:13 AM
When you have someone named De Gaulle. It's totally believable. I was going to hold off on this one, but nah...

http://thoughtcatalog.com/chelsea-fagan/2013/10/21-embarrassing-examples-of-why-french-people-are-way-trashier-than-americans/


Love it !  funny but mostly accurate !
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 08, 2015, 06:14:16 PM
However it seems like we're not getting morbidly obese as the US, go figure.

Cigarettes and broken elevators.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: frenchbat on July 08, 2015, 06:46:28 PM
Cigarettes and broken elevators.
yeah that, or Mc Donalds is for tourists. We have a few here and there ...
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: maverickronin on July 08, 2015, 06:49:00 PM
Cigarettes

Never though of that before.  A quick search and what do I find?

(http://cdn.head-fi.org/c/ca/ca9b2a25_Smokingobesity.jpeg)
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: frenchbat on July 08, 2015, 07:00:51 PM
Yeah or this one.
http://www.suckfit.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/obesitychart.png (http://www.suckfit.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/obesitychart.png)
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 21, 2015, 11:43:34 PM
Oh snap. It's Belgium's day!!

(https://i.imgflip.com/oi8qg.jpg)

What's the quickest way to get from Germany to France??

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/8a/fa/04/8afa046c76a1c6fa3b855e338f1ea2c3.jpg)

Works so well, they used it twice!

At least democracy has been restored since...

https://youtu.be/wj7CtIPiK0M?t=3m48s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEvv9GGOXVI

Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: sfoclt on July 21, 2015, 11:59:44 PM
(https://pethatesblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/brussels-sprouts.jpg?w=265)
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: sfoclt on July 22, 2015, 12:22:06 AM
"Tax levels in Belgium are among the highest in the world, with about 40% of gross earnings given up in tax for a single-income family. A study for 2005 showed that Belgium had the highest average income tax rate out of 30 OECD countries. Total taxation represents 45.6 % of the country's GDP. Inheritance tax can reach up to 80%. The Royal family alone receives 12 million € of tax-payers' money each year."

http://www.eupedia.com/belgium/trivia.shtml



 :-00
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 22, 2015, 12:28:49 AM
I'd consider that an acceptable deal if it came with free AYCE Belgian bier, moules, frites and chocolate for life! Alas... :'(
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: frenchbat on July 22, 2015, 12:28:50 PM
Ah Belgium ...That's what you get when the british decide to create acountry from scratch. 
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Deep Funk on July 22, 2015, 03:54:34 PM
Ah Belgium ...That's what you get when the british decide to create acountry from scratch. 

Actually after Waterloo the heads of state In Europe decided a Netherlands including Belgium en Luxembourg would be a good buffer state against European conquerors like Napoleon Bonaparte. So in 1815 the "United Netherlands" ruled by William I of Orange became a fact.

Thing was, the house of Orange only cared about itself and while the wealth was pouring into the Dutch regions, the Belgian regions were exploited for taxes and resources. Then William I decided all subjects had to speak Dutch and made it law. The Belgian subjects objected, civil unrest and civil war followed and in 1830 the Belgians founded their own state.

When the Belgians founded their own state it was their "Fuck you!" to William I, current European politics and all the European heads of state who deemed them unable to have their own nation. The Belgians love their national culture and they have every right to. 

The British had learnt from the Romans. The Romans had learnt from the Greeks. The Greeks had learnt from the early civilisations in the Mediterranean, Black Sea and the Levant. If you are a great ruler "divide and conquer" are your mantra. 
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: frenchbat on July 22, 2015, 06:17:41 PM
Good to know DF, wasn't aware of the united NL, and always thought the actual dynasty in Belgium had been put in place by the british.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: aufmerksam on July 22, 2015, 06:27:13 PM
EDIT: forget it. [insert something pithy about how both leopolds were asses]
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: frenchbat on July 22, 2015, 06:29:32 PM
haha yeah that might be it.   :)p6
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Deep Funk on July 22, 2015, 09:05:43 PM
The European royal families were and are to an extent festering pools of incest and scandals.

The pre-W.W.II scandal with the British monarchs is nothing new. Every royal family has a secret service that hides the dirty laundry. Leopold and his Congo were exposed after years of campaigns. The scandal of the "Cultuurstelsel" in the Dutch Indies was exposed by angry civil servant turned author Multatuli and even then the royal family was able to distance itself from the "affair."

That is the cost of a monarchy: they can screw (other and their own) people and (agencies and) the army protects them. That is of course until revolutions and civil wars break out that lead to things like a Magna Carta, guillotines, symbolic power(1848) or death and mutilation (1917).   
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 23, 2015, 05:02:57 AM
That is the cost of a monarchy: they can screw (other and their own) people and (agencies and) the army protects them.

This is why MURICA!!

(http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11113/111138372/3871725-1373030102489649.png)

Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Maxvla on July 23, 2015, 06:29:57 AM
Yeah or this one.
http://www.suckfit.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/obesitychart.png (http://www.suckfit.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/obesitychart.png)
Damn, what happened in 1970?
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: frenchbat on July 23, 2015, 07:54:34 AM
Dunno, maybe they found a new process for corn syrup, or a new law authorised the widespread use. Maybe something else. Or maybe it's just the start of the chart.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Deep Funk on July 23, 2015, 07:57:15 AM
Damn, what happened in 1970?


Sugar happened.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Ringingears on July 23, 2015, 02:32:17 PM
Sugar happened.


Specifically High Fructose Corn Syrup first marketed in the early 1970's. And probably the explosion in fast food chains and two income households. Less home cooked food, more fast food for dinner.  I have a couple of younger relatives that never cook other than cookies. Fast food is all they eat.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: aufmerksam on July 23, 2015, 02:57:49 PM
Quote from: Deep Funk on Today at 02:57:15 AM
Sugar happened.

Specifically High Fructose Corn Syrup first marketed in the early 1970's. And probably the explosion in fast food chains and two income households. Less home cooked food, more fast food for dinner.  I have a couple of younger relatives that never cook other than cookies. Fast food is all they eat.

Check, check, and check. We already had cheap(-ish) sugar since we "annexed" Hawaii, but those government corn subsidies really started paying off once ADM figured out how to successfully mass-market HFCS. Also, the baby-boomers (finally) started graduating from college, and all the dang uppity women put on shoes and stepped out of the kitchen. Its been a downhill slide ever since.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Deep Funk on July 23, 2015, 03:09:14 PM
There is hope.

(http://theblackbastard.nl/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/w/o/wok36ci-01-lrg.1840.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: frenchbat on July 23, 2015, 03:19:35 PM
There is hope.

(http://theblackbastard.nl/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/w/o/wok36ci-01-lrg.1840.jpg)

You mean you're going to replace corn syrup with a wok pan ?
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Ringingears on July 23, 2015, 03:25:07 PM
Check, check, and check. We already had cheap(-ish) sugar since we "annexed" Hawaii, but those government corn subsidies really started paying off once ADM figured out how to successfully mass-market HFCS. Also, the baby-boomers (finally) started graduating from college, and all the dang uppity women put on shoes and stepped out of the kitchen. Its been a downhill slide ever since.


Or uphill if you own fast food stock.  :)p7 Until recently. Come on McDonald's your killing my retirement funds!

Notice the FDA turned down the Corn Growers Assoc request to change the name from HFCS to just Corn Sugar.
Something about it having to be manufactured with an enzyme invented in Japan.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: aufmerksam on July 23, 2015, 03:32:03 PM
Quote from: Deep Funk on Today at 10:09:14 AM
There is hope.



You mean you're going to replace corn syrup with a wok pan ?

No, I think he means the beauty of the wok will draw more women (or men) out of the workforce, to rediscover the joys of cooking.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: frenchbat on July 23, 2015, 03:35:33 PM
No, I think he means the beauty of the wok will draw more women (or men) out of the workforce, to rediscover the joys of cooking.

Once we're all chinese, they'll have to venerate the wok anyway.  But yeah that must be that, the other explanation was sounding funky.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: aufmerksam on July 23, 2015, 03:36:56 PM
OH WOW, what a transgression, while we have been piddling about belgie and fatness, we neglected to celebrate:

(http://viralportal.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/building.pyramids.egypt_theusindependent.jpg)
EGYPT, "home of innovation and harsh rule for thousands of years"

AND

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c3/EU-Luxembourg.svg/1024px-EU-Luxembourg.svg.png)

Luxembourg, "that other one"
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Deep Funk on July 23, 2015, 03:56:39 PM
Once we're all chinese, they'll have to venerate the wok anyway.  But yeah that must be that, the other explanation was sounding funky.

I am Dutch and half Hindu. Once you learn to wok you cannot un-wok for the wok becomes the heart of the kitchen.

To wok or not to wok, that is the question. Pyramides and small countries come and go. The wok stays. 
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 23, 2015, 08:48:52 PM
Ah Egypt...the only country in the world I have ever visited where I had to eat Turkish Doritos for a week to recover from the horrible food poisoning. I wonder if it was the people in Cairo who would carry their trash past the dumpsters and throw it into the Nile and never dry down their dishes. Hmm...

The Pyramids, probably one of the most underwhelming of all the monuments to human achievement in person. Brandenburg gate is probably up there with it. The Sphinx and Luxor were more interesting to me. If you like pyramids and massive stone structures, go to Central and South America. For those that might have missed it, those Egyptian bricks were cast on site FYI.

I'd go back to Sharm el-Sheikh for the diving, but nothing else in Egypt. Would rather be in Israel dodging rockets for the most part.

Also, not sure who is being made fun of here but it's like a two-for-one special!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yGJYryj-QY

In Egypt, the more things change, the more they stay the same:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbuEhwselE0
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: drfindley on July 23, 2015, 08:50:09 PM
Check, check, and check. We already had cheap(-ish) sugar since we "annexed" Hawaii, but those government corn subsidies really started paying off once ADM figured out how to successfully mass-market HFCS. Also, the baby-boomers (finally) started graduating from college, and all the dang uppity women put on shoes and stepped out of the kitchen. Its been a downhill slide ever since.

Also, fat became the villain and sugar was added to foods to make them taste less nasty without any fat. Now we have low/no fat food with lots of sugar. Turns out the human body has no problem processing fats, sugar not so much.

More bacon anyone?
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: drfindley on July 23, 2015, 08:52:16 PM
Ah Egypt...the only country in the world I have ever visited where I had to eat Turkish Doritos for a week to recover from the horrible food poisoning. I wonder if it was the people in Cairo who would carry their trash past the dumpsters and throw it into the Nile and never dry down their dishes. Hmm...
Agreed on the pyramids being underwhelming and Luxor being pretty cool. I escaped any food poisoning there by only eating meat, pita and bottled water. Others around me had fruit and things and got sick. Not my favorite country by far.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 23, 2015, 08:54:21 PM
Agreed on the pyramids being underwhelming and Luxor being pretty cool. I escaped any food poisoning there by only eating meat, pita and bottled water. Others around me had fruit and things and got sick. Not my favorite country by far.

Oh I don't eat the fruit or uncooked stuff in most countries when I visit. But if they put cooked meat of wet dirty plates you're f*cked!
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Ringingears on July 23, 2015, 09:12:37 PM
Also, fat became the villain and sugar was added to foods to make them taste less nasty without any fat. Now we have low/no fat food with lots of sugar. Turns out the human body has no problem processing fats, sugar not so much.

More bacon anyone?

Yup. They got it upside down. I read a quote from the head of a cardiac research hospital saying he would rather his patients eat bacon and eggs and skipped the toast. I also have read about developing a daily limit for sugar to put on food labels.

Also, I am passing on Egypt. The water in Anaheim causes problems for me.   :)p13
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Deep Funk on July 23, 2015, 11:04:50 PM
Skip sugar, go for honey. Fat is something you need in healthy doses and not in saturated form.

The worst part is that many people have lost their sense of taste/flavour. I grew up with the Surinam (mixed African, mixed Asian, mixed European) cuisine and there smell, flavour and "feel" are more important than "trends and hype." When food does not smell right, I refuse to eat it. Thankfully Dutch culture is very simple about food and variation and freshness trump "super foods" and "zero sugar" bullshit.

Who here does not have a wok? Really, get a wok.


 
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Anaxilus on July 31, 2015, 07:04:18 AM
Happy belated B-Day Liberia!!

(http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get2/I0000T.cZ79yHxRI/fit=1000x750/LIberia-civil-war-006.jpg)

(https://static.propublica.org/projects/firestone-liberia/assets/img/generated/0-boy-rebels-corbis-0000280792-038-900*613-572820.jpg)

(http://www.sott.net/image/s9/197651/full/liberia_ebola.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Claritas on July 31, 2015, 07:15:34 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0EBQKdQyyM

Some useful advice at the very end.  p:8
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: aufmerksam on July 31, 2015, 02:30:09 PM
(https://static.propublica.org/projects/firestone-liberia/assets/img/generated/0-boy-rebels-corbis-0000280792-038-900*613-572820.jpg)

I see you've played knifey spoony before...
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: Deep Funk on July 31, 2015, 03:13:56 PM
This is a serious issue in Africa. Governments, companies and people all play a role and healthcare professionals are struggling.   

(https://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/evil-mr-vaccine-1-480x425.png)

The distrust and lack of access to modern medicine made the ebola outbreak among others even worse.
Title: Re: Happy B-Day country-X!!
Post by: OJneg on July 31, 2015, 05:01:17 PM
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Why are you posting pictures of bloods and crips?