It seems so much cooler in my imagination:http://www.yojoe.com/vehicles/87/buzzboar/
Tode,Self Actualization includes being the 'perfect parent'. picking up the tit-suckers from school, negotiating the Whole Foods parking lot to pick up humanity saving food snacks, hitting the liquor store, and getting to soccer practice early with a latte in one hand and daddy's 'water bottle' in another is a monumental feat worthy of the maillot jaune. if you get in my way, my 7 yr old daughter might not score a goal. please don't impede the commerce of my perfect parenting skills if you venture into my perfect suburb.
Maybe this thread belongs with the First-World Probems thread? <-- 100% pure "developing-nation" cat.
harmlessly ribbing a friend, doused with thinly veiled self-deprecating sarcasm on my part.