Clearly the solution is for everyone to just drive Smartcars... if you still can't park, you can practically push them into the space.
Maybe we just need something like this:http://www.stripes.com/travel/sinsheim-auto-and-tech-museum-displays-the-many-stars-of-transportation-1.83063(I think there was a G.I.Joe/Cobra vehicle that looked like this but with a giant sawblade wheel? my google-fu is failing me here)
1-Holding up traffic in a parking lot while you do auto gymnastics.2-You might suck at auto gymnastics and hit someones car. People car barely drive forward with any sort of competence.3-Speaking of driving forward with competence, retards will forget about cars next to them and turn too soon on the way out and side swipe their neighbors.Btw, I just backed into a spot in front of my house. Quiet, plenty of room, keeps the nasty pine needles, dust and sap off my windshield. Pine trees suck btw.
Honestly, I take a longer time trying to pull in forward than I do backing in or parallel parking. I park faster/straight as a fucking arrow when I back in since I have the use of my mirrors. My brain is just wired all funky. I'm probably safer to the world backing in since I'm no longer half stupid.
Parking a car backwards can be less hassle due to steering the following wheels one can go into tighter spaces with single maneuver.For this to work as intended one needs a male brain (many girls have it) and experience with their car's dimensional perception. I do it a lot, so call me a hole. I can get faster out from the parking lot too.
