I'm out of bottled beer and now i need to drink from cans! My life fucking sucks right now guys, should i call a help line?

That's just so wrong. Why do bad things happen to good people?

I dunno man if i wasn't an atheist i'd call god an asshole!

"What do you mean I don't believe in God? Talk to him everyday."  - Megadeth

I do (well, boxer shorts) because I went where the climate suits my clothes
Gets a bit sticky inside open headphones in this part of the world. Maybe a ventilation fan mod?

It's hot even with 'open' cans

My 1st-world-fossil-fuel-burning-damn-all-with-aspirational-1%-thinking: need air-conditioning headphones. Why can't they make air-conditioned headphones if they can charge $3000 for them?

I'd say yes, especially if it was for the crime of telling the truth about how craptastic a piece of ultra hi-end, high priced gear sounds. See Anax for further details.