They summon a ghosts
I sincerely hope that this product is the culmination of that man's life work. That he spent a decade in apprenticeship just to attempt to begin the build and that more decades and hundreds of prototypes later he put down the chisel and whispered, "there is no greater expression of the divine here on earth but this [thing] that I have made by providence and toil".
The crass commercialization of his achievement must have been the toughest part of the ordeal. I will not buy one in honor of not trivializing his work and his vision, because I am unworthy of the face melting audio-delight promised to emanate from within that golden chalice upon woodblock thing. I suggest that you do the same.
