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Deep Funk

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Re: meet Dave...
« Reply #30 on: September 06, 2015, 04:32:06 PM »




You might have guessed it - but even 164.000 taps are never going to be good enough.


Meet "BORIS"  (Binary Ordinary Robbery in Extremis) £ 24.000 | 500.000 taps (Bargain at only £0.05/tap - same as the Hugo!)
New cutting edge bespoke truly stunning 3D Spheric Holographic Porthole!

Contrary to Moore's Law our DACs are getting more expensive every year! But you don't mind that - do you matey?!
Hell we own the proprietory WTF [What the ...] filter technology.
Cause more taps is better no matter what! And if you are not happy with that, just go and buy any old Schiit.
You know it's true because it's me John F.

And you also might have guessed we are already working on the follow-up model which will be called
"TOM" (Take all our bloody money) 1.000.000 taps, which will be available next year for the same price/tap (you do the maths).

Cheers

Is the tap dancer included? You need a PRaT and Swing indicator.

Good one. 
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Re: meet Dave...
« Reply #31 on: September 06, 2015, 04:37:59 PM »

Is the tap dancer included? You need a PRaT and Swing indicator.

Good one. 

No, they are delivered with the shoes. You can dance to keep yourself warm in winter, after they have taken all you money, and you can't pay for heating.
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Re: meet Dave...
« Reply #32 on: September 06, 2015, 04:40:06 PM »

I have forgotten to mention that the BORIS comes with a stylish  - handcrafted in China - "Fanny-Pack"  for only 300 bucks :)p1
Without the tough thumb-loop though! Sorry Guys!

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Re: meet Dave...
« Reply #33 on: September 06, 2015, 04:41:23 PM »

What in the hell is a tap and how is this not yet a meme at HF
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Re: meet Dave...
« Reply #34 on: September 06, 2015, 04:58:55 PM »

No, they are delivered with the shoes. You can dance to keep yourself warm in winter, after they have taken all you money, and you can't pay for heating.

Add some Disco if you need to "Burn Baby Burn" for that "Disco Inferno" if you do not want to end up like a tramp.

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Re: meet Dave...
« Reply #35 on: September 06, 2015, 05:21:43 PM »

What in the hell is a tap and how is this not yet a meme at HF

Chord's paying to much to let HF have this as a meme.
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Re: meet Dave...
« Reply #36 on: September 06, 2015, 05:42:22 PM »

Chord's paying to much to let HF have this as a meme.


Post videos of people playing the harp expressively with text: "Chord does not tap strings like this harp player."
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Re: meet Dave...
« Reply #37 on: September 06, 2015, 06:22:37 PM »

LOL DF, but I was doing this, who would stealthily shut up the like of iFi marketers ?
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Re: meet Dave...
« Reply #38 on: September 06, 2015, 10:00:46 PM »

LOL DF, but I was doing this, who would stealthily shut up the like of iFi marketers ?

You can also post images of emperor Nero on his harp and Rome burning in the background. When asked about the meaning you can state: "the taps of people running for their life made him happy and he built a new palace, such a personality."
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