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I couldn't get past Question #1 and all the rest pretty much offer false choices.  I'm afraid I must be disqualified from playing life Chess.

I couldn't get past Question #1 and all the rest pretty much offer false choices.  I'm afraid I must be disqualified from playing life Chess.

Yeah, you're more of a checkers' piece. Same board, less finesse 

Then go ahead and explain why you align yourself with the Sith ideology. Everything I said is rooted in how the Jedi and Sith ideologies are explained in the lore.

Are you picking sides for me now?  How very Jedi of you.  The Jedi way of right versus wrong but no absolutes?  Always false choices, false promises and hypocritical principles ever judging without judgment.  What a bunch of pretentious elitist snobs.  Every other sentence in your post (based on lore as you say) was an inherent contradiction defying both logic and humanism even though it's lore correct to you.  Not saying you are those things, just that your propagation of the lore in such naïve terms does nobody any good.  Lucas' notion of the Force, Jedi and Sith is the equivalent of a 10 year old's stunted understanding of Buddhism, Warrior Monks and Samurai culture.  The events wrt the movies are representations of past historical events like the rise of Imperial Rome from the ashes of the Roman Republic.  You look to the lore of the movies and books from various writers cobbled together.  I look to the historical events and underlying philosophies those metaphors are based on, not propaganda from Lucas' or Yoda's Disney media machine.  Ultimately for every fault or horror you could ever attribute to the Sith, you must likewise lay blame at the Jedi and everything they claim to stand for to have allowed that to happen in the first place.

One could say the Sith commit sins of commission.  However, the Jedi commit sins of both commission and omission over and over again.  For some reason not even an eternal force ghosting Yoda or Sir Alec Guinness can do a damn thing to break that cycle of FAIL.  So everyone's favorite magical tale of Intergalactic happiness can end with drunken wookies and ewoks humping your leg at the end of Episode VI, but in the end the Jedi's arrogance and faith in their philosophy of blissful and willful ignorance just guarantee the start of the next mass genocide of those innocents they supposedly care for.  The Jedi will always be doomed to repeat their mistakes because their inherent philosophy is logically flawed and contradictory.  Sorry, I'm too old and too educated to fall for their superficial and white washed sense of morality.  The fact that they need a Jedi council is an admission they have no frickin' idea what the hell they are doing for all their eternal wisdom.  F**K the Jedi and their lies.   

Han Solo has more of the universe figured out than they do, he just doesn't know it.
 

Yeah, you're more of a checkers' piece. Same board, less finesse 

Checkers is a Progressive's Utopia no doubt.  At least being a checker's piece would guarantee I never get played! 

LOL, nerds!

I pick Han Solo and will pretend that is what my username was for all along. Actually, I mean, it was...obviously. No pretending necessary.....(it's cooler than the actual back story of my username)

You can frame both sides as stupid, Jedi or Sith. But, clearly some of you over think it...green/blue = good, red = bad. Sith = red, therefore Sith = bad. DUH! Put your philosopher robes and nerd glasses back in the closet and head back to pre-school! 

(I actually love Star Wars, but can't say I'm at the same level of worthless nerdiness as some of you. It's OK, I have my own worthless, nerdy areas I focus on. Pointless obsessions over fantasy universes is fun!)

Probably a Sith since I am passionate and follow my gut while Jedi's are more about serving the community and being selfless.