Because everyone who heard it said it sucks eggs.
That doesn't mean it's broken: that just means it sucks.
WOWZA! Great writeup man. You sort of some crucial buried there - seems all the golden nuggets on HF are that way. Seems like you are experiencing the same issues people pointed out here.
That's a polite shift to "I think this is more fair." Testing will be done with Marv and I present and the test systems will be accessible to both of us, as will the headphones in questions, and we can directly compare results. EDIT: I appreciated your suggestion, but I think open, fair and transparent testing is best for everyone.