Quote from: MomijiTMO on April 02, 2013, 12:05:59 AM

Haha. I never looked at audio sites for pranks.

Little known fact: Ultrasone is the oldest and most infamous audio prank. Yet with over 20 years of hilarity under its belt there remain some who do not yet get the joke.

Yes, buyers of Ultrasones are riding the longest April Fools joke, we simply call them fools now.

Well played.

The new schiit's 15 million year half-life is really rather irrelevant as upon use it encases the listener in an eternal singularity, projecting their playlist onto the event horizon for all to see. Soon the audio landscape will be torn to shreds as gravity conglomerates alike listeners till we are bereft of all variety in music, reason, even spacetime. Tari could well be right in predicting a torturous future of "Hotel California" on repeat until the eventual heat death of the universe, little did he know that it was schiit and not mytek who would seal our fates.

JIGAWATTS, just what I need. Enough to power my Nuclear fusion driven hydrogen tweeters crossed to my black hole woofer, will be using 2 of them as monoblocks.