Intrigued. Might order me up one of these safety razors. I'd go straight, but you can't fly with 'em.
Already lost an electric razor on a plane. Didn't notice till I got home and no explanation whatsoever, not even a sticker explaining someone had opened my bag.
Anyone remember that Fight Club scene? Heh.
"Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor. But … every once in a while [looks around, leans in conspiratorially] … it's a dildo. [leans back] Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never … your dildo."