Usually anywhere I go its audiofrk>anyone else

You need to get out more dude. It's unhealty to stay at home all day, every day.

Nah everything outside gives you Cancer

Cancer? If you like crabs in weird shapes I would start fishing. I case you live on an island that is an alternative to staying at home.

I live in a desert only wild life around her are failed screen writers, and they're meat is to gammy

Cannibalism is not recommended...

How dare you judge my culture!

At one point you run out of people. May I suggest alternatives? Meat is not everything...

by all means...

You start by building a good kitchen or cooking place. Then:
1. Decide on wood or gas.
2. Set up a sustainable fuel source system to avoid the Easter Island scenario.
3. Cultivate enough patches of land for long-term agriculture.
4. Research what is naturally available to grow and hunt in a sustainable way.
5. Add mushrooms, nuts, seeds, eggs, beans, vegetables, rice, potatoes and fruit to your diet.
6. Keep some live stock for meat and food garbage disposal (like chickens).
7. Kill less people, make them your friends and start your own tribe.

I assume you already have cooking gear.