LOL.

Shoulda seen it when I was in the break room with like 4 female co-workers and asked, "So... anyone excited for The Voice tonight?" and got awkward stares in return.

If there was ever a manual on how to NOT pick up females, "so... you excited for The Voice tonight?" should make the top 5.

still tho....that's my shit!

that doesn't sound too akward, but then again i am pretty weird so i guess what i say doesn't count. atleast not walking up to girls and saying ''hey there,anyone of you lovely ladies wanna make sexy time with this stud muffin?'' true story.

Pepperoni pizza and Neapolitan ice cream sandwich

i could be your bodygaurd. all it'll cost you is love and gatorade.

that's it? 39 wings? that's not even a snack to me lol. at one time when i went with my cousin to ohio after he got out of boot camp from the marines, and he wanted to visit his sister that he never met in his life(long story), but anyways, while i was up there, there was an all you can eat pizza place. i ate so much there that the manager came up to me and asked ''where do you put it?'' lol. told me only guy ever saw eat nearly as much as me was guy 3x my size and filled the whole bench. told me next time they're taking my pic and charging me cause i basically cleared them out that day lol. i tell you man, i eat like a boss.