I suspect you have a really hard time with the opposite sex. I think this probably sums it up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RGohIKxc9M#t=351

   Looks like you think too much, please don't.

   Once met a girl who had to  dress like a boy from the age of 14 or so. She was what you would call absolutely perfect, just astonishing. I could not understand why did she have to act and dress so strange. Until one day when we went somewhere together and she was dressed appropriately.  Literally everyone would stop, shut up and stare at her when we were walking by. I have never experienced anything like that neither before nor after, ever.
   Believe it or not but she had a completely screwed up mind because of her looks and all the attention she was getting from all the men she ever knew in her life including her own father. Looks can be deceiving but I suspect some may find themselves happy being around those kind of girls.

Not to get off topic, but early listening tests are putting these as a possible replacement of the HD600 for easier listening alternative to the HD800. The bass is much better (than the 600) in my opinion. What I can not tell yet is whether they will be as unfatiguing in the rest of the spectrum as the 600's have been, if that makes sense. Most of my comparo so far has been going from HD800 to either 7xxx or hd600, since the hopeful niche is "a break from the HD800" which I find I need periodically. The problem is both sound so different from the 800. Once back in town next week, I will be only comparing 600 to 7xxx and see what happens. Overall, GREAT headphones, esp for price. Super comfy, sound is solid, and bass is neither lacking nor boomy (so far).

... but I digress,

Who wouldn't want to own the headphone equivalent of a naughty Catholic schoolgirl brimming with newfound post-pubescent voluptuousness?

I think I dated this headphone in high school.

Head-fi thread so delish 

I like white girls with big butts. Married one.

Dat's ma nigga. Yo knowz watz up.