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King Jude

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Foul pirates, pay homage to your king!
« on: November 14, 2013, 04:57:24 PM »
It has come to our most royal attention that on this pirate isle reside many who dare speak ill of our most wondrous kingdom.

We desire, in this present letter, not only to inform you concerning all these things, but to require you, as soon as you have received it, to cause to be assembled all the merchants and traders of your crew, and explain to them very particularly our intentions in all matters mentioned above, in order that, being informed of the favorable treatment which we desire to give them, they may be the more desirous of applying themselves to paying the requisite tribute required to succeed in our kingdom. Let them understand that for everything that concerns the welfare and advantage of their business, they must follow the example of the fine Turkish minister, Mr. Clark, or their words will continue to be stifled.

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The REAL Jude

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Re: Foul pirates, pay homage to your king!
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2013, 06:30:50 PM »
I've held myself back until now but this is just too much. 

Firstly, Dan (or Mr.Speakers as he is known on the forum) is a stand-up guy.  So he would clearly never be bowing.  Secondly, as handsome as I am, I would have to do calf raises every day to get such shapely lower legs.  Thirdly, the guy in the foreground with the mustache is clearly suffering from heartburn and needs some Tums or something.

As to the whole homage thing, is it a crime to want to be able to make a living off of a hobby I love?  How is it any different than Tyll getting paid to do his site?  Page views = more money from ads = more money for parent company = more money for Tyll.  I'm just the parent company is all.

Seriously, how many of you would love to have the job I have?  How quickly would you relinquish it?  If you were driven by sponsorship, wouldn't you want to be sure there were perks for those who sponsored and less privileges for those who didn't?  Either live under Jude Law or move to a different forum that I will stifle and repress all mention of on my own. 

And if this is about Luis, I just hate the guy.  Is that so hard to understand?

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