Soviet iPod. Still have mine.

I think I love you and want to have your babies. Failing that, do you still have the box and manuals for the iRiver? I will pay postage. <<<<joke...aaaaggh
btw I still have those earbuds!
and another thing.....while the headphone out on those old iRivers is a bit hissy and unsatisfying the (physically and measurably different) line out is effin' good and fully worthy of an honorary eyepatch award, a yo ho ho and a bottle of rum (I'm not buying). I upgraded my H140 battery to a high capacity Cameron Sino (2200 mAh) and replaced the clunky Toshiba 40GB slooooow HDD with a Kingspec 128GB SSD and installed Rockbox firmware to the player's ROM (so no dual boot or running the OS from disk) and it is still, 10 years after purchase, a truly useable and enjoyable player.
edit: I just checked where my earphone lead goes to and it is ......my 128GB iRiver H140 playing Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan - Musst Musst..... I suspect old Nussie would not approve of the truly gargantuan volumes of beer, port and wine I have drunk before and during enjoying his fabulous voice and crazy muslim songs but it's my player, my files, my ears and my grossly abused liver so fuck'im. Hallyfrigginloolya.