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Non-Audio Stuff => The Geek Cave: Home Theatre, Computers, and More! => Topic started by: Tari on May 14, 2015, 06:52:34 PM

Title: Wolfram Image Identification Project -
Post by: Tari on May 14, 2015, 06:52:34 PM
Wolfram has a new tool (imageidentify.com) that uses some kind of algorithm doohicky to figure out what is in a picture.  Seems ripe for playing around with our local hobbyists:


Jason has clearly become so empathetic with solder, capacitors, and circuit boards that he has become indistinguishable as anything but an extension of the machine he creates.  In a way, the machine has now created him.



(http://i.imgur.com/Qs12ugt.png)


Jason has clearly become so empathetic with solder, capacitors, and circuit boards that he has become indistinguishable as anything but an extension of the machine he creates.  In a way, the machine has now created [/size]him[/size].
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(http://i.imgur.com/H0jutIR.png)


Q: What do you get when you mix Mike with a Pig? A: Apparently Wolfram is confident you will get a French Bulldog.  Not a generic dog, but specifically a French bulldog.  Read into that what you will.




(http://i.imgur.com/16eENz4.png)


Don't you hate being invisible?  Here is a Messiah who makes and breaks products and has multinational corporations trembling at his proclamations and yet the picture is clearly of a room.


(http://i.imgur.com/HmyLm96.png)


Alex doesn't fare much better.  Everyone knows tablets are all the rage.


Using the first ismerc google image page that shows up for Kevin Gilmore, Wolfram churned out this:
(http://i.imgur.com/dZDyDIX.png)






(http://i.imgur.com/qcCihKe.png)


An instrument?  What kind?  Who plays him?


(http://i.imgur.com/wS3XtMD.png)


Donald doesn't cook food.  He constructs edible edifices.


(http://i.imgur.com/tGlsqqP.png)


Covering?  What's he covering for? 


(http://i.imgur.com/ps3gVJ9.png)


Wolfram got this one wrong.  Its the Apex Peak. 


(http://i.imgur.com/CpEvSB1.png)


Ha.  Judge Jude-y. 


(http://i.imgur.com/9zACPNt.png)


Tyll is an "end blown horn with mouthpiece."  I prefer it hadn't specified which bugle as I always thought of him as the kind you set up on each finger and eat one by one.




How does Wolfram deal with products?


(http://i.imgur.com/7rj6ohn.png)


The BA does do control pretty well, though the bass can be a bit uncontrolled at times.


(http://i.imgur.com/7AgBG1o.png)


Apparently BHSE's in production resemble an abacus.  It sure would take long to do today's math using abacii...


(http://i.imgur.com/d3xWXpM.png)


Schiit's logo apparently resembles... a digital clock. 



















Title: Re: Wolfram Image Identification Project -
Post by: AZ on May 14, 2015, 07:15:49 PM
Man this is hilarious, you just made my day. Thanks a lot!  :)p1
Title: Re: Wolfram Image Identification Project -
Post by: smitty1110 on May 14, 2015, 07:47:08 PM
This was almost as funny as the time I asked Siri to get me whores and it started routing me to a local strip joint. Sadly this has since been patched to display nothing.
Title: Re: Wolfram Image Identification Project -
Post by: schiit on May 14, 2015, 07:52:30 PM
I have been called a machine before.

This is hilarious. Bravo!
Title: Re: Wolfram Image Identification Project -
Post by: JoelT on May 14, 2015, 10:23:50 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v390/truckyj/asdf_zpssptv2cwr.jpg~original) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/truckyj/media/asdf_zpssptv2cwr.jpg.html)

Why bother with Anax 3.0 when you can have a veritable lens in to your music? More cock sauce please.
Title: Re: Wolfram Image Identification Project -
Post by: Hands on May 15, 2015, 12:36:28 AM
I'm pissed! This stupid POS couldn't recognize my profile picture. Just sat there once the progress bar got far enough. Can't handle the greatness. I guess I'll try some other puke.


(http://i.imgur.com/K3bOlXF.png)


(http://i.imgur.com/n06yACh.png)


(http://i.imgur.com/BqCsvHN.png)


(http://i.imgur.com/DK2WLKQ.png)


(http://i.imgur.com/ofqtCcd.png)


(http://i.imgur.com/VlNHH5T.png)


(http://i.imgur.com/qdVvM41.png)
Make up your mind, dammit!