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Lobby => Soapbox => Topic started by: The Alchemist on September 24, 2015, 03:50:52 AM

Title: While Marv is on break
Post by: The Alchemist on September 24, 2015, 03:50:52 AM
Hello fellow CHANGSTAR Members and guests! Marv has stated in the MOTD (Message of the Day) that he needs a break. In the meantime, please feel free to message me or contact me with any issues you may have with the site, with other members, etc. and I will respond as soon as possible.

As CHANGSTAR Moderator it is my job to help everyone here to the best of my ability, and while Marv is taking a break, please direct all inquires and/or issues to me and I will, to the best of my ability, help you resolve your inquiry. If I am unable to solve your issue, I will make sure to bring it to Marv's attention when he comes back from break.

Please do not consider this as me taking charge while Marv is taking a breather as that is not the case, I am just a Moderator. However, as Moderator there are many issues and inquiries regarding the site and member issues that I can help with - and that is what I am here for.

As I stated earlier, if there is an issue that I am unable to solve, I will take note of it and forward it to Marv when he decides to come back from his break.

Remember, I am not "Big Brother" I am not watching over you like children - I am here to help so please do not hesitate to PM me if you need me!

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Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: Hands on September 24, 2015, 04:03:34 AM
My roll of toilet paper ran out and the new rolls are in another room. Help!
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: insidious meme on September 24, 2015, 04:04:38 AM
One thing. You okay with your custom title?
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: lm4der on September 24, 2015, 04:05:36 AM
Do you happen to know where I left my keys?
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: The Alchemist on September 24, 2015, 04:13:10 AM
My roll of toilet paper ran out and the new rolls are in another room. Help!
Use the "Force" Hands, use the "Force"

One thing. You okay with your custom title?

Not sure, but whoever put it there has a good sense of humor!


Do you happen to know where I left my keys?

They fell between the couch cushions after a long day out when you were exhausted and just wanted to sit down and relax - check there.
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: lm4der on September 24, 2015, 04:22:28 AM
Confirmed, he's good.
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: kapanak on September 24, 2015, 04:26:18 AM

Remember, I am not "Big Brother" I am not watching over you like children - I am here to help so please do not hesitate to PM me if you need me!


The Kyubey display picture says otherwise  ??? p:0 :-0
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: The Alchemist on September 24, 2015, 04:36:47 AM
The Kyubey display picture says otherwise

Very Nice!  :money:
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: thegunner100 on September 24, 2015, 05:00:08 AM
No pressure!
The Kyubey display picture says otherwise  ??? p:0 :-0

No pressure!  ;) ;) (psst, do you want to be a magical girl?)
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: The Alchemist on September 24, 2015, 05:05:44 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLpCCvAWoAAXKb0.jpg)
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: Maxvla on September 24, 2015, 05:07:19 AM
Do you happen to know where I left my keys?
https://youtu.be/s3pD5HHUkDI
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: kothganesh on September 24, 2015, 05:09:52 AM
Can you eat a masala dosa with a fork ?
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: The Alchemist on September 24, 2015, 05:19:48 AM
You'll have to see first what are your partners doing and then learn their technique and eat Dosa with fork. But eating it with a fork is like eating pizza with a fork. It is possible, but most wouldn't do it.  :P
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: kothganesh on September 24, 2015, 05:44:34 AM
By George, he's got it. On behalf of the India chapter of CS, I heartily recommend TheGame for more responsibility in CS 2.0. Oh by the way, you eat dosa of any type with your fingers. Trust this South Indian on this :)
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: OJneg on September 24, 2015, 06:01:43 AM
TheGame, how can I train myself to be as positive and friendly as you? Do you meditate and eat a lot of raw vegetables?
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: The Alchemist on September 24, 2015, 06:20:59 AM
Actually it is music, anime, and fast food  p;)
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: Anaxilus on September 24, 2015, 06:42:20 AM
TheGame, how can I train myself to be as positive and friendly as you? Do you meditate and eat a lot of raw vegetables?

Actually it is music, anime, and fast food  p;)

Ahahahaha! No Hummus or Kaybob?! No soup for you camel humper. :-* Murica!! :)p1

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Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: The Alchemist on September 24, 2015, 06:43:37 AM
lol
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: Deep Funk on September 24, 2015, 07:09:55 AM
Do you use your tail as a metronome while making music?
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: Thad E Ginathom on September 24, 2015, 08:31:29 AM
Can you eat a masala dosa with a fork ?

The Japanese couple I saw, years ago, in a London Tamil restaurant thought that they could. In fact, they did.
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: keanex on September 24, 2015, 10:33:08 AM
My roll of toilet paper ran out and the new rolls are in another room. Help!
Get a bidet!
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: kothganesh on September 24, 2015, 11:04:37 AM
The Japanese couple I saw, years ago, in a London Tamil restaurant thought that they could. In fact, they did.

True story. I went to Michigan in 1982, came back for a visit to Chennai in 1985. Mom was making masala dosa at home and I asked for a fork and knife. Needless to say, I was running for cover instantly thereafter.
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: Deep Funk on September 24, 2015, 11:07:20 AM
True story. I went to Michigan in 1982, came back for a visit to Chennai in 1985. Mom was making masala dosa at home and I asked for a fork and knife. Needless to say, I was running for cover instantly thereafter.

Did you have to do the dishes afterwards?
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: kothganesh on September 24, 2015, 11:53:08 AM
Nope...a stern lecture on why I should not get "westernized". Would have gladly done the dishes instead !
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: Hands on September 24, 2015, 02:13:58 PM
Get a bidet!

Still stuck on toilet without paper. Plz come install for me kthx.
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: lm4der on September 24, 2015, 03:24:13 PM
Still stuck on toilet without paper. Plz come install for me kthx.

Can someone please get the man some TP.  For Christ's sake, he's been trapped on the John for hours now.
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: kothganesh on September 24, 2015, 04:01:23 PM
 TP is scarce. Freakin' Billy-p cornered that product for his mods...  :)p13
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: Psalmanazar on September 24, 2015, 04:11:17 PM
Wipe with the left, eat with the right.
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: keanex on September 24, 2015, 04:23:44 PM
Still stuck on toilet without paper. Plz come install for me kthx.
On a serious note, a bidet was the best $28 I spent this year
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: Anaxilus on September 24, 2015, 06:03:12 PM
Still stuck on toilet without paper. Plz come install for me kthx.

Check inside your headphone!
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: Skyline on September 24, 2015, 06:16:51 PM
Wow, Marv is gone for less than 24 hours and this is what the site has turned into?

It's time to start posting clips from Titanic on the home page.
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: Hands on September 24, 2015, 06:29:34 PM
Ah, to be stuck with diarrhea while the Titanic is sinking.
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: JK47 on September 24, 2015, 06:52:48 PM
Ah, to be stuck with diarrhea while the Titanic is sinking.

More like the Titanic is stinking...lol
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: keanex on September 24, 2015, 07:18:40 PM
Ah, to be stuck with diarrhea while the Titanic is sinking.
But is there toilet paper?
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: The Alchemist on September 24, 2015, 07:28:41 PM
Hands just isn't focusing enough. If he concentrates, he WILL be able to use the "FORCE" and just levitate the TP to him.
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: drfindley on September 24, 2015, 07:32:30 PM
Ah, to be stuck with diarrhea while the Titanic is sinking.
One giant bidet, coming right up.
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: Anaxilus on September 24, 2015, 07:34:20 PM
There is no try, only doo doo. :)p13
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: The Alchemist on September 24, 2015, 07:37:01 PM
OMG -Priceless
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: Kunlun on September 24, 2015, 07:44:29 PM
Hi TheGame,

Your powers are urgently needed in the Watch thread.

Okay, it's just to get your opinion on choosing between two watches, but nonetheless!
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: Hands on September 24, 2015, 07:53:18 PM
Hands just isn't focusing enough. If he concentrates, he WILL be able to use the "FORCE" and just levitate the TP to him.

Every time I try I develop a new hemorrhoid.

Then I tried not trying and just doing, and that doubled the hemorrhoids.

Then I didn't try, just doing, and I fell asleep. 3 hours later, I still have no TP and am fairly crusty down there at this point.
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: The Alchemist on September 24, 2015, 07:53:28 PM
Ok, I love watches actually -I'll take a look!
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: The Alchemist on September 24, 2015, 07:54:58 PM
Every time I try I develop a new hemorrhoid.

I'm not a Doctor Jim! But I do believe they have a cream or something for that.
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: gelocks on September 24, 2015, 09:09:56 PM
Every time I try I develop a new hemorrhoid.

Then I tried not trying and just doing, and that doubled the hemorrhoids.

Then I didn't try, just doing, and I fell asleep. 3 hours later, I still have no TP and am fairly crusty down there at this point.

Well... quick question, do you have socks on?!?!
Enough said! ;)
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: Thad E Ginathom on September 24, 2015, 10:19:31 PM
True story. I went to Michigan in 1982, came back for a visit to Chennai in 1985. Mom was making masala dosa at home and I asked for a fork and knife. Needless to say, I was running for cover instantly thereafter.

It was the Irish accent you'd picked up. My mum was broad-minded, but she wouldn't have liked being asked for a foork'n knife!

Still stuck on toilet without paper. Plz come install for me kthx.

Toilet paper is one of the most disgusting inventions of the "West." Get a spray*. You did take your mobile in there, right? You can call a plumber?

Somebody give the man a cup of tea while he's waiting...


*  Or even a jug, although that particular manoeuvre  is somewhat more challenging
Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: Deep Funk on September 24, 2015, 11:20:49 PM
Legacy of Changstar: toilet paper can fix your headphone.

If I was not tired I would be literally rolling on the floor from laughing. Oh Hands.

 :)p13 :)p13 :)p13

Title: Re: While Marv is on break
Post by: Thad E Ginathom on September 25, 2015, 11:03:06 AM
True story. I went to Michigan in 1982, came back for a visit to Chennai in 1985. Mom was making masala dosa at home and I asked for a fork and knife. Needless to say, I was running for cover instantly thereafter.

Link: The Tambrahm Chart of Progressive Food tolerance (and smug douchebaggery (http://tambrahmrage.tumblr.com/post/12412111760/the-tambrahm-chart-of-progessive-food-tolerance))