True story. I went to Michigan in 1982, came back for a visit to Chennai in 1985. Mom was making masala dosa at home and I asked for a fork and knife. Needless to say, I was running for cover instantly thereafter.
It was the Irish accent you'd picked up. My mum was broad-minded, but she wouldn't have liked being asked for a
foork'n knife!Still stuck on toilet without paper. Plz come install for me kthx.
Toilet paper is one of the most disgusting inventions of the "West." Get a spray*. You did take your mobile in there, right? You can call a plumber?
Somebody give the man a cup of tea while he's waiting...
* Or even a jug, although that particular manoeuvre is somewhat more challenging
