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Re: While Marv is on break
« Reply #20 on: September 24, 2015, 10:33:08 AM »

My roll of toilet paper ran out and the new rolls are in another room. Help!
Get a bidet!
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Re: While Marv is on break
« Reply #21 on: September 24, 2015, 11:04:37 AM »

The Japanese couple I saw, years ago, in a London Tamil restaurant thought that they could. In fact, they did.

True story. I went to Michigan in 1982, came back for a visit to Chennai in 1985. Mom was making masala dosa at home and I asked for a fork and knife. Needless to say, I was running for cover instantly thereafter.
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Re: While Marv is on break
« Reply #22 on: September 24, 2015, 11:07:20 AM »

True story. I went to Michigan in 1982, came back for a visit to Chennai in 1985. Mom was making masala dosa at home and I asked for a fork and knife. Needless to say, I was running for cover instantly thereafter.

Did you have to do the dishes afterwards?
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Re: While Marv is on break
« Reply #23 on: September 24, 2015, 11:53:08 AM »

Nope...a stern lecture on why I should not get "westernized". Would have gladly done the dishes instead !
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Re: While Marv is on break
« Reply #24 on: September 24, 2015, 02:13:58 PM »

Get a bidet!

Still stuck on toilet without paper. Plz come install for me kthx.
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Re: While Marv is on break
« Reply #25 on: September 24, 2015, 03:24:13 PM »

Still stuck on toilet without paper. Plz come install for me kthx.

Can someone please get the man some TP.  For Christ's sake, he's been trapped on the John for hours now.
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Re: While Marv is on break
« Reply #26 on: September 24, 2015, 04:01:23 PM »

 TP is scarce. Freakin' Billy-p cornered that product for his mods...  :)p13
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Re: While Marv is on break
« Reply #27 on: September 24, 2015, 04:11:17 PM »

Wipe with the left, eat with the right.
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Re: While Marv is on break
« Reply #28 on: September 24, 2015, 04:23:44 PM »

Still stuck on toilet without paper. Plz come install for me kthx.
On a serious note, a bidet was the best $28 I spent this year
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Re: While Marv is on break
« Reply #29 on: September 24, 2015, 06:03:12 PM »

Still stuck on toilet without paper. Plz come install for me kthx.

Check inside your headphone!
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