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Wolfram Image Identification Project -
« on: May 14, 2015, 06:52:34 PM »

Wolfram has a new tool (imageidentify.com) that uses some kind of algorithm doohicky to figure out what is in a picture.  Seems ripe for playing around with our local hobbyists:


Jason has clearly become so empathetic with solder, capacitors, and circuit boards that he has become indistinguishable as anything but an extension of the machine he creates.  In a way, the machine has now created him.






Jason has clearly become so empathetic with solder, capacitors, and circuit boards that he has become indistinguishable as anything but an extension of the machine he creates.  In a way, the machine has now created [/size]him[/size].
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Q: What do you get when you mix Mike with a Pig? A: Apparently Wolfram is confident you will get a French Bulldog.  Not a generic dog, but specifically a French bulldog.  Read into that what you will.







Don't you hate being invisible?  Here is a Messiah who makes and breaks products and has multinational corporations trembling at his proclamations and yet the picture is clearly of a room.





Alex doesn't fare much better.  Everyone knows tablets are all the rage.


Using the first ismerc google image page that shows up for Kevin Gilmore, Wolfram churned out this:










An instrument?  What kind?  Who plays him?





Donald doesn't cook food.  He constructs edible edifices.





Covering?  What's he covering for? 





Wolfram got this one wrong.  Its the Apex Peak. 





Ha.  Judge Jude-y. 





Tyll is an "end blown horn with mouthpiece."  I prefer it hadn't specified which bugle as I always thought of him as the kind you set up on each finger and eat one by one.




How does Wolfram deal with products?





The BA does do control pretty well, though the bass can be a bit uncontrolled at times.





Apparently BHSE's in production resemble an abacus.  It sure would take long to do today's math using abacii...





Schiit's logo apparently resembles... a digital clock. 



















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Re: Wolfram Image Identification Project -
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2015, 07:15:49 PM »

Man this is hilarious, you just made my day. Thanks a lot!  :)p1
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Re: Wolfram Image Identification Project -
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2015, 07:47:08 PM »

This was almost as funny as the time I asked Siri to get me whores and it started routing me to a local strip joint. Sadly this has since been patched to display nothing.
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Re: Wolfram Image Identification Project -
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2015, 07:52:30 PM »

I have been called a machine before.

This is hilarious. Bravo!
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Re: Wolfram Image Identification Project -
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2015, 10:23:50 PM »



Why bother with Anax 3.0 when you can have a veritable lens in to your music? More cock sauce please.
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Re: Wolfram Image Identification Project -
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2015, 12:36:28 AM »

I'm pissed! This stupid POS couldn't recognize my profile picture. Just sat there once the progress bar got far enough. Can't handle the greatness. I guess I'll try some other puke.





















Make up your mind, dammit!
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