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Re: Best rhinovirus remedy to restore hearing ability fast
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2015, 02:24:34 PM »

The best remedy (and clearly 100% innocuous) is chewing gums.

Why is this?

I'm just guessing that the chewing motion works the muscles around the ear to help dislodge stuff?
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Re: Best rhinovirus remedy to restore hearing ability fast
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2015, 02:30:41 PM »

Thank-you all for the suggestions. Here is what I tried that offered relief:

1) Large bolus of water ingested frequently several hours before sleep cycle
2) glass of red wine 60 minutes prior to sleep cycle
3) 25 mg diphenhydramine hydrochloride (not 50 mg as then I feel the effect described by Thad E Ginathom)
4) oxymetazoline, several sprays

Now it could also be merely co-incidence, as this could be a 24 hr rhinovirus and recovery may have been in progress when the above was employed.
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Re: Best rhinovirus remedy to restore hearing ability fast
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2015, 04:03:33 PM »

Why is this?

I'm just guessing that the chewing motion works the muscles around the ear to help dislodge stuff?

Exactly.
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Re: Best rhinovirus remedy to restore hearing ability fast
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2015, 06:18:15 PM »

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For temporary relief, copious amounts of wasabi works wonders. Do not apply to eye.
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Do you snort it?  :&
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Re: Best rhinovirus remedy to restore hearing ability fast
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2015, 06:40:17 PM »

I would be cautious with antibiotics as they will do nothing to the virus per se and some induce tinnitus over long periods of use.

Yup. Like I said, it depends on the nature of what's causing the ear problem. A rhinovirus can weaken an immune system opening it up to a bacterial ear infection. Quite common. If you have fluid in the ear, a decongestant does absolutely nothing in my experience.

Always avoid antibiotics if possible. Use only when absolutely needed.
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Re: Best rhinovirus remedy to restore hearing ability fast
« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2015, 07:05:05 PM »

Do you snort it?  :&


Many moons ago hanging out with the guys, we dared one guy known for stupid antics to snort wasabi... we all laughed at first, but uh, we stopped laughing very quickly. Please don't snort wasabi.
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Re: Best rhinovirus remedy to restore hearing ability fast
« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2015, 07:30:09 PM »

Many moons ago hanging out with the guys, we dared one guy known for stupid antics to snort wasabi... we all laughed at first, but uh, we stopped laughing very quickly. Please don't snort wasabi.

Is that you in the background?

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Re: Best rhinovirus remedy to restore hearing ability fast
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2015, 07:37:02 PM »

- Lots of water
- Extra zinc (can get fancy pants lozenges for simplicity)
- Lots of rest
- Benadryl or similar anti-histamine if needed, but usually I find this doesn't help as much as other meds
- Decongestants. Try psuedo. Stuff like Afrin will clear you right up, real quick, but A) don't use for more than 3 days and B) symptoms get worse as med effects wear off
- Long, hot, steamy showers
- Fart sniffing
- Saline rinse through nostrils may help. Could also try other "natural" decongestant sprays. Some have spicy crap in them that will clear you out.
- Antibiotics if you have an ear infection, but often it is viral and not bacterial...
- Something like Advil if the congestion is really bad and/or causing headaches
- Lots of soft tissues with lotion in them. Don't skimp out on this!
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Re: Best rhinovirus remedy to restore hearing ability fast
« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2015, 07:40:51 PM »

Neti pot, maybe... just make sure it's clean or you'll get brain worms and die / get super powers.
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Re: Best rhinovirus remedy to restore hearing ability fast
« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2015, 08:01:30 PM »

yeah and don't use tap water :)
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